For those of you who have not followed the progress of my latest endeavors in the record label world, I am currently signed with 5line Records as a trial artist. This basically means 5line likes me, but wants to be able to kick my ass to the curb at any given moment just so I'm motivated to perform at 193% exactly. If I perform at 194% they will kill my family with pitchforks and bury me alive beneath their corpses.

5line does not fuck around. :3

Anyway, "Order of Omega" is the name of the band I have assembled that will (at first) perform my material, but then incorporate ideas and concepts from all members.

The line-up is as follows:

Lead Vocals: Rasmus "Lashmush" Sorber (Me.)
Lead/Rythm Guitar: Dennis "Dimoria" Eriksson (Not me.)
Lead/Rythm Guitar: David "Kønditorn" Ringholm Heder (Not me either.)
Bass Guitar: Nikolaj "Algaroth" Sorber (almost Me.)

Drums & Percussion: Emil "Dunno his lastname" McWutsisfaic (Srsly, I don't know his last name.)

Now the drummer, Emil, isn't 100% committed yet, but my metal magnificence attracts metalheads like starving flies to a steaming new pile of shit so its basically "Your mind isnt sure, but your body wants me so bad it hurts."

Now, on to the music itself. Roughly 75% of the debut album (Legion) is completed and uploaded, but thats composition wise. I've only managed to record vocals for two tracks yet. Namely:

Cry For Mercy (Intro Track)
Legion (Title Track)

The rest are instrumentals and are the following:

Electric Cathedral
Gore Addiction
Chorus Diaboli
Burn
Terminal
Boomstick

Now all of these tracks will be remastered and a few additions may be implemented such as guitarsolos courtesy of Dennis and David. Ofcourse all tracks will contain vocals by me, but also from backing vocals Nikolaj and Dennis, if not on the album, then during live performances.

And yes, we will be raping your hometown eventually.

There will be three more tracks for the album, two of them being remakes/sequels to Ocean aswell as Radiance.

The third and final track is still a secret. If you give me a blowjob I might tell you how secret it is. Woman or not, a dick in a mouth is a dick in a mouth.

Now, in other news, I've done a few other tracks that may be interesting but you probably wont read this far and in case you actually did, you dont really care because you're a horrible, horrible person so heres a picture of two pandabears getting it on. It's really no wonder why these animals are going fucking extinct when they both look god damn identical and copulation is a display of grunting emos and saggy potbellies.

Pandas can go fuck themselves. (Pun sincerely intended.)